While watching Raising Helen last night (definate chickflick, but definately a good one!), I found quite a few quotes that brought me great humor, but one in particular I felt needed some homage here on the blog. Yeah, I laughed so hard, I wrote the dang thing down!
All I will give you for atmosphere is that a woman is saying this to a boy regarding her neice-
“If you so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat of the earth’s core will incinerate your sorry ass.”
I can only hope that someday I am so eloquent when my teenager needs it. 🙂